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He is so mean, he won't let his little baby have more than one measle at a time.

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Eugene Field
Age: 45 †
Born: 1850
Born: September 3
Died: 1895
Died: November 4
Editor
Journalist
Poet
Writer
St. Louis
Missouri
Sarcastic
Baby
Littles
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