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Hebrew was frozen, like frozen peas, fresh out of the Bible.

Etgar Keret

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Etgar Keret
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 20
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All my writing-life people kept telling me that I should stop writing short stories and start writing novels: my agent, my Israeli publisher, my foreign ones, my bank manager - they all felt and keep feeling that I'm doing something wrong here.
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If we're a family and your brother wishes you death, it's not a very happy family.
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People usually don't allow you to cut off their tongue.
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I often give this metaphor where I say that writing short fiction is like surfing, while writing a novel is like navigating with your car. So when you navigate with your car, you want to get somewhere. When you surf, you don't want to get somewhere, you just don't want to fall off your board.
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Writing is a way of living other lives. It is a way of expanding your life. It's not actually living a different life, it just means that you're hungry for life. There are so many things you want to do.
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I never know the endings when I write. It's a turnoff when you know the ending. You lose much of your incentive to write when you already know. It's like seeing a movie a second time.
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In the last war, people became vocal from the right-wing point of view: if you're liberal, then you're a traitor.
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Hebrew is this unique thing that you cannot translate to any other language. It has to do with its history.
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It's funny, but I think my stories - the good ones - they're much smarter than I am.
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I tried once in my life to write a novel. I had written something like 80 pages of it when my laptop got stolen. When I told people this, they acted as if something tragic had happened, but I kind of felt relieved, grateful to the thief who saved me from another year of something that felt more like homework than fun.
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My first and biggest love was always fiction writing. But it is a very lonely pastime.
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The one who swallows cactuses with spines should not complain about hemorrhoids.
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According to Gur's theory of boredom, everything that happens in the world today is because of boredom: love, war, inventions, fake fireplaces - ninety-five percent of all that is pure boredom.
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I think that, in Israel, the greatest fear that people have, and I have it, too, is fear of genocide.
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Most of the Jewish writer friends I have are American, and I feel closer to them because they're always obsessed with one issue - identity: what does it mean to be an American Jew?
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Maybe in the general scheme of things he couldn't find any meaning in life, but on a smaller scale it was okay. Not always, but a lot of the time.
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Even as a very young man, I knew that my family is like a plant. Uproot it, and it will wilt. Pluck away at it, and it will die. But leave it to thrive in the soil, untouched, and it will weather both gods and winds. It is born with the soil, and it will live so long as the soil shall live.
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Being ambivalent doesn't mean that you're a relevatist, that anything goes it just means that you show the complexity of life. Life is always complex.
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I don't need art to tell me people are assholes. I can just go into the streets.
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In the army you feel violated - there's no private space. Writing was a life-saver, a way of recovering private territory.
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