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Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys in retirement. Number 2 is reading How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free. I forgot the other eight.

Ernie J Zelinski

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If you want to retire happy, great health is important. The foundation for all happiness lies in health. Physical, mental, or spiritual health - you must use it or lose it!
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Creativity goes beyond what you already know. What you know is just knowledge.
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Exceptional talent and extraordinary creativity are irrelevant! It's what you do with what little you have that counts big time in the end.
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Creativity is thinking big.
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Why waste so much time, energy, and money trying to buy the biggest house that your credit rating will allow? Truth be known, a small house can hold as much happiness as a large one. Sometimes it will hold even more.
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You can't be genuinely prosperous unless you have personal freedom. You will have attained true personal freedom in this world when you can get up in the morning when you want to get up go to sleep when you want to go to sleep and in the interval, work and play at the things you want to work and play at - all at your own pace.
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People who observe no limits in attempting to get work done aren't nearly as smart as they think. Hard work can be done by any fool. But to be highly productive, and still have plenty of time to rest and play, this is where true genius resides.
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Always feeling rushed is no way for a prosperity-minded individual to live. The objective of life is not to get through it as fast as possible.
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Nice people are often not good people and good people are often not nice people.
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Know the moment when to work diligently. Even more important, know the moment when not to work, but to relax and play instead. This will not only benefit you immensely, but also will astonish your friends and competitors.
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Great opportunity is all around you and it will inspire you to either take advantage of it or deny that it is there.
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If you believe that happiness can be bought, then why don't you try selling some of yours?
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Retirement is the beginning of life, not the end.
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A Bit of Craziness Is Good for Business
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Do It Badly - But at Least Do It!
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Live a little. Laugh a little. Love a little. Happiness will find you in a big way.
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There is a spiritual realm that encompasses all beings. Make friends with the angels, who will always be with you, although invisible. Make good use of their assistance while following your dreams and in all your creative pursuits through life. Your success and prosperity will come much easier and a lot quicker.
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Be clear about the purpose of money. Money is like health. It is necessary for survival but it is not what you live for.
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Instead of Criticizing Someone's Success, Why Not Learn Something Valuable from It?
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You are fooling yourself whenever you think you are productive just because you have worked fourteen hours in a day. You will be truly productive when you do the same amount of work in four hours, and take the other ten hours to enjoy the good things life has to offer.
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