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Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys in retirement. Number 2 is reading How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free. I forgot the other eight.

Ernie J Zelinski

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You are fooling yourself whenever you think you are productive just because you have worked fourteen hours in a day. You will be truly productive when you do the same amount of work in four hours, and take the other ten hours to enjoy the good things life has to offer.
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Having a great deal of opportunity proves nothing. Opportunity without creative action is like a brand new Ferrari without an engine. You possess something valuable, but it won't get you anywhere.
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Foster a curiosity for the uncommon, regardless of how unpopular it is. The uncommon is where opportunity likes to hide.
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Anyone can achieve something important. Contrary to popular belief, the key is not hard work, but finding the right thing to achieve.
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Have you ever considered that your perception of reality could be wrong? If you haven't, this is a pretty good sign that it is.
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A Bit of Craziness Is Good for Business
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Two people look at the same Exercise above: One sees Opportunity Is Nowhere and one sees Opportunity Is Now Here.
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Creativity goes beyond what you already know. What you know is just knowledge.
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People who observe no limits in attempting to get work done aren't nearly as smart as they think. Hard work can be done by any fool. But to be highly productive, and still have plenty of time to rest and play, this is where true genius resides.
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Be clear about the purpose of money. Money is like health. It is necessary for survival but it is not what you live for.
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Opportunity can't reward you with its many gifts if you fail to recognize it and act on it. What most people don't seem to realize is that there is just as much money to be made from the wreckage of a civilization as from the upbuilding of one. Let the good times roll!
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Understand that workaholics aren't productive people. Quite the contrary. A workaholic is someone who takes twice as much time to accomplish half as much as a Lazy Achiever.
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Most people are too busy working on insignificant projects and pursuing life's frivolities to tap their creative abilities. It's a mistake to be one of them. Striving for excellence where excellence doesn't matter is the stuff misfits are made of.
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When money is lost, a little is lost. When time is lost, much more is lost. When health is lost, practically everything is lost. And when creative spirit is lost, there is nothing left.
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Great opportunity is all around you and it will inspire you to either take advantage of it or deny that it is there.
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Good deeds are seldom remembered bad deeds are seldom forgotten.
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It isn't much of a book of quotations if I am not in it.
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Know the moment when to work diligently. Even more important, know the moment when not to work, but to relax and play instead. This will not only benefit you immensely, but also will astonish your friends and competitors.
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Creativity is thinking big.
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Anything great that has been accomplished in the history of humanity has started with one small thought. We all have those thoughts few people do anything with theirs, however. What do you intend to do with yours?
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