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Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys in retirement. Number 2 is reading How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free. I forgot the other eight.

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If you want to retire happy, great health is important. The foundation for all happiness lies in health. Physical, mental, or spiritual health - you must use it or lose it!
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The best advice that anyone can give you for choosing a specific career is never to accept someone else's advice. Indeed, one of the biggest reasons for choosing the career you have chosen should be that no one told you to.
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If you're in a hurry to find happiness, slow down. Give it a chance to catch up with you.
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Your best retirement plan for retiring happy and prosperous - don't be a burden on others.
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Live a little. Laugh a little. Love a little. Happiness will find you in a big way.
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Nice people are often not good people and good people are often not nice people.
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a person dull, boring, and despised.
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Creativity goes beyond what you already know. What you know is just knowledge.
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