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Being human totally sucks most of the time. Videogames are the only thing that make life bearable.

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Ernest Cline
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 29
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I never ran out of ammo, because each time I fired a round, a new round was teleported into the bottom of the clip. My bullet bill this month was going to be huge.
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I feel like I was hit by all of geek culture at once while I was growing up in the '70s and '80s. Saturday morning cartoons like 'Star Blazers' and 'Robotech.' Live action Japanese shows like 'Ultraman' and 'The Space Giants.'
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I burned through all of my extra lives in a matter of minutes, and my two least-favorite words appeared on the screen: GAME OVER.
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I created the OASIS because I never felt at home in the real world. I didn't know how to connect with the people there.
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...now that everyone could vote from home, via the OASIS, the only people who could get elected were movie stars, reality TV personalities, or radical televangelists.
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Everybody uses pop culture as a shorthand. You might make an obscure reference to Monty Python or Iron Eagle that only some people will get, but if they do it conveys a world of meaning.
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Continue your quest by taking the test. Yes, but what test? What test was I supposed to take? The Kobayashi Maru? The Pepsi Challenge? Could the clue have been any more vague?
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The clans began to bombard the outer force field with rockets, missiles, nukes, and harsh language.
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You were born at a pretty crappy time in history. And it looks like things are only gonna get worse from here on out.
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Whenever I saw the sun, I reminded myself that I was looking at a star. One of over a hundred billion in our galaxy. A galaxy that was just one of billions of other galaxies in the observable universe. This helped me keep things in perspective.
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My favorite video game of all time is called 'Black Tiger'. It's a Capcom Dungeons and Dragons game from 1987. I have the actual arcade version sitting in my office.
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I have to avoid things like 'World of Warcraft' or 'Minecraft', otherwise I'd never get any work done.
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It's so much better to hand over a finished book than having all these people waiting.
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I've heard Stephen King say that when you write a novel you end up revealing everything about yourself.
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I've wanted to own a DeLorean since I was 10 years old, but it always seemed like a silly daydream. Like owning the A-Team van or something.
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I was obsessed. I wouldn't quit. My grades suffered. I didn't care.
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I've retroactively made all that wasted time rotting my brain into research. It makes me a hypocrite when I try to tell my own daughter, I don't know, I think we've played a little too much Mario.
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My characters are all kind of geek archetypes of people I've encountered at gaming and comic book conventions.
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One person can keep a secret, but not two.
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As far as my house, I have a ton of video games and three or four old consoles.
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