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Being human totally sucks most of the time. Videogames are the only thing that make life bearable.
Ernest Cline
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Ernest Cline
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 29
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Ernest Christy Cline
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You were born at a pretty crappy time in history. And it looks like things are only gonna get worse from here on out.
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I was watching a collection of vintage '80s cereal commercials when I paused to wonder why cereal manufacturers no longer included toy prizes inside every box. It was a tragedy, in my opinion. Another sign that civilization was going straight down the tubes.
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I was 7 years old when the '80s began and 17 years old when they ended, so it was an incredibly formative decade for me.
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I notice when I'm at a party where I don't know anybody - even if I have nothing in common with somebody - we can still talk because we were raised by the same TV and cartoons and movies.
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As far as my house, I have a ton of video games and three or four old consoles.
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I watched a lot of YouTube videos of cute geeky girls playing '80s cover tunes on ukuleles. Technically, this wasn't part of my research, but I had a serious cute-geeky-girls-playing-ukuleles fetish that I can neither explain nor defend.
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I've never really collected anything other than old Atari cartridges. I only had, like, 12 Atari games as a kid, so at some point in my 20s I decided I was going to own all of them.
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One person can keep a secret, but not two.
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Everybody uses pop culture as a shorthand. You might make an obscure reference to Monty Python or Iron Eagle that only some people will get, but if they do it conveys a world of meaning.
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You’re evil, you know that?” I said. She grinned and shook her head. “Chaotic Neutral, sugar.
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Lights, I said softly. This had become my favorite word over the past week. In my mind, it had become synonymous with freedom.
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Virtual sex, no matter how realistic, was really nothing but glorified, computer-assisted masturbation.
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My favorite video game of all time is called 'Black Tiger'. It's a Capcom Dungeons and Dragons game from 1987. I have the actual arcade version sitting in my office.
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A river of words flowed between us.
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The clans began to bombard the outer force field with rockets, missiles, nukes, and harsh language.
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I've wanted to own a DeLorean since I was 10 years old, but it always seemed like a silly daydream. Like owning the A-Team van or something.
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I'm incredibly nostalgic for the '80s, because I think that's when Geek Culture really kicked in to high gear.
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It's so much better to hand over a finished book than having all these people waiting.
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I've heard Stephen King say that when you write a novel you end up revealing everything about yourself.
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Whenever I saw the sun, I reminded myself that I was looking at a star. One of over a hundred billion in our galaxy. A galaxy that was just one of billions of other galaxies in the observable universe. This helped me keep things in perspective.
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