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Being human totally sucks most of the time. Videogames are the only thing that make life bearable.

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Ernest Cline
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 29
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Ernest Christy Cline
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I watched a lot of YouTube videos of cute geeky girls playing '80s cover tunes on ukuleles. Technically, this wasn't part of my research, but I had a serious cute-geeky-girls-playing-ukuleles fetish that I can neither explain nor defend.
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One person can keep a secret, but not two.
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I was watching a collection of vintage '80s cereal commercials when I paused to wonder why cereal manufacturers no longer included toy prizes inside every box. It was a tragedy, in my opinion. Another sign that civilization was going straight down the tubes.
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I have to avoid things like 'World of Warcraft' or 'Minecraft', otherwise I'd never get any work done.
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Virtual sex, no matter how realistic, was really nothing but glorified, computer-assisted masturbation.
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Going outside is highly overrated.
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Everybody has this fond association with the car from Back to the Future, but most people have never seen one. I've seen people drive off the berm trying to take pictures. It ends up being dangerous.
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You were born at a pretty crappy time in history. And it looks like things are only gonna get worse from here on out.
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My characters are all kind of geek archetypes of people I've encountered at gaming and comic book conventions.
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I created the OASIS because I never felt at home in the real world. I didn't know how to connect with the people there.
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I was 7 years old when the '80s began and 17 years old when they ended, so it was an incredibly formative decade for me.
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I feel like I was hit by all of geek culture at once while I was growing up in the '70s and '80s. Saturday morning cartoons like 'Star Blazers' and 'Robotech.' Live action Japanese shows like 'Ultraman' and 'The Space Giants.'
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I've heard Stephen King say that when you write a novel you end up revealing everything about yourself.
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I've wanted to own a DeLorean since I was 10 years old, but it always seemed like a silly daydream. Like owning the A-Team van or something.
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You’re evil, you know that?” I said. She grinned and shook her head. “Chaotic Neutral, sugar.
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I felt like a kid standing in the world's greatest video arcade without any quarters, unable to do anything but walk around and watch the other kids play.
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As far as my house, I have a ton of video games and three or four old consoles.
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The clans began to bombard the outer force field with rockets, missiles, nukes, and harsh language.
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I've never really collected anything other than old Atari cartridges. I only had, like, 12 Atari games as a kid, so at some point in my 20s I decided I was going to own all of them.
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