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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.

Erma Bombeck

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Erma Bombeck
Age: 69 †
Born: 1927
Born: February 21
Died: 1996
Died: April 22
Column Author
Journalist
Writer
Bellbrook
Ohio
Erma Louise Bombeck
Hours
Summer
Times
Risk
Mother
Parent
School
Hurt
Home
Alone
Summertime
Children
Child
Thirteen
Work
High
Occupation
Call
Hour

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