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I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.

Eric Sykes

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Eric Sykes
Age: 89 †
Born: 1923
Born: May 4
Died: 2012
Died: July 4
Actor
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Comedian
Film Actor
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Screenwriter
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