There are only two kinds of people in the world, suckers and people that can be had. Everyone can be had, but a sucker will always bet you $50 that he can't be had. Maybe magicians are around to remind us we can all be had, so we don't become suckers.

Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we're here for something else besides ourselves.

Most problems are caused by solutions.

The five happiest people I have ever met all had this strange little quirk of referring to their jobs as a 'calling.'

The biggest big business in America is not steel, automobiles, or television. It is the manufacture, refinement and distribution of anxiety.

Words themselves become beings, sentences becomenatural vegetation to be guided by the gardener's hands.

People, if given the choice between anarchy and dictatorship, will always choose dictatorship because anarchy is the worst dictatorship of all.

The bigger the information media, the less courage and freedom they follow. Bigness means weakness.

Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor.

I have never quite grasped the worry about the power of the press. After all, it speaks with a thousand voices, in constant dissonance.

It is only people with a sense of personal responsibility who can help others. It is only people with a sense of personal responsibility who can be helped in a lasting way.

With breathtaking rapidity, we are destroying all that was lovely to look at and turning America into a prison house of the spirit. The affluent society, with relentless single-minded energy, is turning our cities, most of suburbia and most of our roadways into the most affluent slum on earth.

Wisdom is essential in a president, the appearance of wisdom will do in a candidate.

Consultant: an ordinary guy more than 50 miles from home.

Men want power in order to do something. Boys want power in order to be something.