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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

Eric Morecambe

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Eric Morecambe
Age: 58 †
Born: 1926
Born: May 14
Died: 1984
Died: May 28
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John Eric Bartholomew
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