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I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.
Eric Andre
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Eric Andre
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: April 4
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Boca Raton
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I think we give human beings too much credit. We're primates, you know.
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If there's an intelligence behind the joke - - it's a good joke.
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Its consistency of what comedy can do and what comedy can be.Growing up with that show [The Simpsons] shaped my worldview.
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If the crowd is full of assholes, it's no fun. If the crowd is cool, it's great.
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How many n-bombs are dropped? It depends on what I post.
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I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.
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I'm an Aries. I need everybody to like me.
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I care a lot I'm very sensitive.
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All motivation is defined by intention. If the intention is to hurt, divide, or belittle, it's wrong if it's an attempt to cope with or make sense of tragedy, it's something different. If it's commenting on society's flaws, versus adding to society's flaws, I think the audience can tell.
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I'm insecure, and I need the validation of strangers to feel whole. So, I need every single racist 12-year-old on the Internet to like me, or I don't feel complete.
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They [ The Simpsons] are just like the Bible to me as far as what the high-water mark of comedy.
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The Simpsons was pretty experimental at the time, but it attracted a lot of sitcom writers that felt confined by the limitations of live-action sitcoms in the '80s.
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I'm not a very good actor, so I break character all the time.
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