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I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.

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Eric Andre
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: April 4
Actor
Comedian
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Television Actor
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Boca Raton
Florida
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All motivation is defined by intention. If the intention is to hurt, divide, or belittle, it's wrong if it's an attempt to cope with or make sense of tragedy, it's something different. If it's commenting on society's flaws, versus adding to society's flaws, I think the audience can tell.
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I'm insecure, and I need the validation of strangers to feel whole. So, I need every single racist 12-year-old on the Internet to like me, or I don't feel complete.
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When I'm watching South Park I don't think it's written by neo-Nazis. They know exactly what they're doing.
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I think if the joke is in good taste - it's a good joke.
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[The people that worked on The Simpsons] just had good taste. They knew how to execute absurd jokes.
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I care a lot I'm very sensitive.
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Before The Simpsons, I was 4 years old, so I don't know exactly what I was thinking before that.
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There's two sides to the coin. I think I'm much happier that [Barack] Obama won over John McCain or Mitt Romney, because I think Obama did something culturally for the country.
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I think we give human beings too much credit. We're primates, you know.
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I can't tell if the world is worse now or if we just have more cameras. There are cameras everywhere, so now the world knows how bad the world is.
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