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I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.
Eric Andre
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Eric Andre
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: April 4
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Boca Raton
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If there's an intelligence behind the joke - - it's a good joke.
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They [ The Simpsons] are just like the Bible to me as far as what the high-water mark of comedy.
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Before The Simpsons, I was 4 years old, so I don't know exactly what I was thinking before that.
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[The people that worked on The Simpsons] just had good taste. They knew how to execute absurd jokes.
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I'm an Aries. I need everybody to like me.
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Let's hit the joke once and move on to the next joke and just keep it where we have as many jokes per square inch as possible.
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Its consistency of what comedy can do and what comedy can be.Growing up with that show [The Simpsons] shaped my worldview.
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How many n-bombs are dropped? It depends on what I post.
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I'm insecure, and I need the validation of strangers to feel whole. So, I need every single racist 12-year-old on the Internet to like me, or I don't feel complete.
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I think if the joke is in good taste - it's a good joke.
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All motivation is defined by intention. If the intention is to hurt, divide, or belittle, it's wrong if it's an attempt to cope with or make sense of tragedy, it's something different. If it's commenting on society's flaws, versus adding to society's flaws, I think the audience can tell.
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I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.
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I'm not a very good actor, so I break character all the time.
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When I'm watching South Park I don't think it's written by neo-Nazis. They know exactly what they're doing.
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I think part of it is the fact that they were kind of the first of its kind - there weren't a lot of cartoons for adults. People forget at the time that The Simpsons started out, it was controversial - the fact that they said hell and damn in a cartoon was a lot. America was in an uproar.
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