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I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.

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Eric Andre
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: April 4
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Boca Raton
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Before The Simpsons, I was 4 years old, so I don't know exactly what I was thinking before that.
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They [ The Simpsons] are just like the Bible to me as far as what the high-water mark of comedy.
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I think we give human beings too much credit. We're primates, you know.
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Its consistency of what comedy can do and what comedy can be.Growing up with that show [The Simpsons] shaped my worldview.
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I care a lot I'm very sensitive.
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I'm not a very good actor, so I break character all the time.
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I think part of it is the fact that they were kind of the first of its kind - there weren't a lot of cartoons for adults. People forget at the time that The Simpsons started out, it was controversial - the fact that they said hell and damn in a cartoon was a lot. America was in an uproar.
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I feel like we put all the weight on the president, rather than distributing the weight to all of the elected officials.
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You can make fun of your own a lot easier than someone else's.
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If the crowd is full of assholes, it's no fun. If the crowd is cool, it's great.
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There's two sides to the coin. I think I'm much happier that [Barack] Obama won over John McCain or Mitt Romney, because I think Obama did something culturally for the country.
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I can't tell if the world is worse now or if we just have more cameras. There are cameras everywhere, so now the world knows how bad the world is.
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