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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Slight
Sarcasm
Flew
Noise
Head
Made
Loafers
Whistling

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Anything else, Butler? The cosh, sir.
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Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?
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Victor Vigny: It is like the old fairy tale. The boy saves the princess they fall in love. He invents a flying machine - along with his dashing teacher, of course. They get married and name thier firstborn after the aforementioned dashing teacher. Conor: I don't recall that fairy tale from the nursery. Victor Vigny: Trust me, It's a classic.
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Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa, intoned Opal, finishing her chant. Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs.
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Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl
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