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I have a lovely office at the back of my house it's an old stable and you can see right out to the countryside on one side and into the house on the other side.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Back
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Countryside
Stable
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