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I have a lovely office at the back of my house it's an old stable and you can see right out to the countryside on one side and into the house on the other side.
Eoin Colfer
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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.
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Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals. Holly said. Not me! said Orion cheerily, I'm just a Teenager with hormones running wild and may I say, young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction.
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Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.
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A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.
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Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa, intoned Opal, finishing her chant. Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs.
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Artemis Fowl will never be secondary. I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second? said Holly.
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HOLLY: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book? FOALY: No. I'm suggesting you do not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.
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I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!
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Wait, said Butler. Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan. He squinted through the green dome. What is your plan, Artemis? All Artemis could do was smile and shrug.
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You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue
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...This is the only way. I will not allow humans or fairies to die when I might have prevented it.” Butler would not give up. “Listen to yourself. You sound like a... like a good guy! There’s nothing in this for you.
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My truffles? You took them? That's just mean!
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Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.
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Just what we need, moaned Holly. Artemis Fowl with magical powers.
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Benny was awake again. Happened every morning.
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No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
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It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't you think?
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I am not exuding anything, said Holly through gritted teeth. Orion tapped her shoulder. I beg to differ. You're exuding right now, a wonderful aura. It's pastel blue with little dolphins.
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