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I have a lovely office at the back of my house it's an old stable and you can see right out to the countryside on one side and into the house on the other side.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
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Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Wexford
Office
Side
Sides
House
Back
Right
Countryside
Stable
Lovely

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