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I am perhaps unusual in that I came to 'Doctor Who' through the numerous novelisations and not through the television show.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from you... ... What is it? [Holly] asked, afraid of the answer, which must surely be terrible. Yeah, agreed Foaly, who always had time to feel insulted. Why am I an imbecile?
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Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?
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Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.
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Anything else, Butler? The cosh, sir.
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We lost the crickets, she said. Even you can't make that sound tough. ...I am Butler, he said with a straight-face. Everything I say sounds tough. Now, get out of the lake, fairy.
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Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!
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There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of them. The other lived on an island in the South China Sea, and spent his days meditating and beating up palm trees. You had to feel sorry for the B'wa Kell.
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Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.
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Commander: What's that? Foaly: It's a finger, what does look like?
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My truffles? You took them? That's just mean!
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I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.
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I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.
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gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius
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That was all he said, except for Aaaeerrgghhh. Which is not really a word. But the reason that he screamed Aaaeerrgghhh was that Franco had bitten him savegly on the wrist.
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how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know mabye it's the magical red glow coming from the doorway, or perhaps it's the deafening howl of the temporal winds.' said Mervall. Descant nodded.'You could be right, brother. And don't think I don't know sarcasm when I hear it.
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I waved my hand in front of my face, obi-wan style. I am not here. Niall's mucas glands kicked into overdrive. Eoin's dead! And his ghost is standing right there on the grass! Donal let out a long suffering sigh. Eoin is being a writer. Niall calmed down, becuase everyone knows writers are weird and are always doing stupid thingss.
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Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet.
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Control puberty? snorted the bodyguard.If you manage that, you'll be the first.
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How was your... eh... trip? Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. Um, eventful.
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It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.
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