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I am perhaps unusual in that I came to 'Doctor Who' through the numerous novelisations and not through the television show.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Television
Came
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Shows
Numerous
Unusual
Doctor
Doctors
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Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity? Artemis blinked. Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.
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Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.
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If you're going to read five books, three should be issues and two for fun.
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The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.
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Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.
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Is that how you're going to take me? Scare me into voluntarily coming aboard, then steal my Ice Cube? It's always cubes with you, noted Foaly, somewhat randomly. What's wrong with a nice sphere?
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A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.
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Nobody's death is impending. ...Well technically everyone's death is impending.
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Just what we need, moaned Holly. Artemis Fowl with magical powers.
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...This is the only way. I will not allow humans or fairies to die when I might have prevented it.” Butler would not give up. “Listen to yourself. You sound like a... like a good guy! There’s nothing in this for you.
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Artemis looked at Holly and felt a tremendous affection for her... he could properly appreciate how fierce and beautiful his best friend was... She is truly magical, thought Artemis. Perhaps her qualities are more obvious to me now that I have decided to sacrifice myself.
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How was your... eh... trip? Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. Um, eventful.
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Artemis Fowl will never be secondary. I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second? said Holly.
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In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.
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