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'Insanity... I like it.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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(about Dr. Po) Just another quack spouting psychobabble.
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That’s what I thought. When I looked that human in the face. I figured he was either a genius or crazy.” Artemis’s cool eyes glared at them from the screen. “So which is it?” asked Foaly. “A genius or crazy?” Root grabbed his tri-barreled blaster from the gun rack. “What’s the difference?
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When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprises.
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Commander: What's that? Foaly: It's a finger, what does look like?
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Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. Mmm, he mumbled around his tongue. Horse. Tasty Let's go, said Foaly nervously. Let's go right now.
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A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.
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There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony
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Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.
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Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity? Artemis blinked. Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.
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You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue
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Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.
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There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of them. The other lived on an island in the South China Sea, and spent his days meditating and beating up palm trees. You had to feel sorry for the B'wa Kell.
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I am perhaps unusual in that I came to 'Doctor Who' through the numerous novelisations and not through the television show.
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Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight.
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I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!
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In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.
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Yes, Chix, it's between us. Everyone has a right to be temporarily unstable. - Foaly
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HOLLY: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book? FOALY: No. I'm suggesting you do not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.
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Artemis: Holly, how did you find me? Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now, who could that be?
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In spite of what youngsters think, parents do not get a sneaky thrill out of punishing their children.
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