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Just what we need, moaned Holly. Artemis Fowl with magical powers.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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Moaned
Hollies
Holly
Fowl
Artemis
Magical
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