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How did that go?’ he asked. ‘Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?’ ‘Fabulous,’ said Artemis, voice dripping with sarcasm. ‘We’re planning a June wedding.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
First
Wedding
Planning
Conversation
Lengthy
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Dripping
Age
Artemis
Voice
Sarcasm
Girl
June
Firsts
Fabulous

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