Quote

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity? Artemis blinked. Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Eoin Colfer

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Wexford
Thinking
Theory
Fowl
Heard
Artemis
Littles
Relativity
Ever
Traveled
Little
Joke
Something
Doctor
Time
Doctors
Think
Jokes
Blinked

More quotes by Eoin Colfer

Image
Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.
Eoin Colfer
Image
I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.
Eoin Colfer
Image
Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't know the last bit. So I'm really hoping the middle bit is exceptional.
Eoin Colfer
Image
I don't like lollipops.
Eoin Colfer
Image
Trust me. I'm a genius.
Eoin Colfer
Image
Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you,scoffed Opal.
Eoin Colfer
Image
And one more thing. About my name — Artemis — you were right. In London, it is generally a female name, after the Greek goddess of archery. But every now and then a male comes along with such a talent for hunting that he earns the right to use the name. I am that male. Artemis the hunter. I hunted you.
Eoin Colfer
Image
The next minute or so was spent howling on the ceiling . Imp No.1 joined in, but he wasn't really feeling it. It shouldn't be Who do we hate?, he thought, it really should be whom, but this probably wasn't a good time to bring that up.
Eoin Colfer
Image
Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet.
Eoin Colfer
Image
Benny was awake again. Happened every morning.
Eoin Colfer
Image
...This is the only way. I will not allow humans or fairies to die when I might have prevented it.” Butler would not give up. “Listen to yourself. You sound like a... like a good guy! There’s nothing in this for you.
Eoin Colfer
Image
how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know mabye it's the magical red glow coming from the doorway, or perhaps it's the deafening howl of the temporal winds.' said Mervall. Descant nodded.'You could be right, brother. And don't think I don't know sarcasm when I hear it.
Eoin Colfer
Image
Don't hate me forever, Arty, whispered Holly. I couldn't bear that.
Eoin Colfer
Image
What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?
Eoin Colfer
Image
There is always a use for everything, Victor had told him. Even pain.
Eoin Colfer
Image
The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present.
Eoin Colfer
Image
Control puberty? snorted the bodyguard.If you manage that, you'll be the first.
Eoin Colfer
Image
If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void.
Eoin Colfer
Image
My bugs don't have bugs.
Eoin Colfer
Image
I waved my hand in front of my face, obi-wan style. I am not here. Niall's mucas glands kicked into overdrive. Eoin's dead! And his ghost is standing right there on the grass! Donal let out a long suffering sigh. Eoin is being a writer. Niall calmed down, becuase everyone knows writers are weird and are always doing stupid thingss.
Eoin Colfer