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We lost the crickets, she said. Even you can't make that sound tough. ...I am Butler, he said with a straight-face. Everything I say sounds tough. Now, get out of the lake, fairy.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Wexford
Everything
Fairy
Even
Sounds
Make
Straight
Crickets
Tough
Butler
Face
Butlers
Faces
Lake
Sound
Cricket
Lost
Lakes

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