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Artemis Fowl will never be secondary. I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second? said Holly.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Wexford
Secondary
Second
Thought
Never
Hollies
Holly
Fowl
Artemis

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