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Control puberty? snorted the bodyguard.If you manage that, you'll be the first.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Bodyguard
Puberty
Manage
Control
Firsts
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