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Artemis: Holly, how did you find me? Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now, who could that be?

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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Hollies
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Artemis
Explosion
Explosions
Wondered
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A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.
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Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?
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I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?
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