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Chief of security : They have a tank! How did they get a tank up here?

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl
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