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Anything else, Butler? The cosh, sir.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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Butlers
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I bet, said Mulch, that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn. Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic notepad on her pocket computer. Thanks for that. Now, tell me everything.
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A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.
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Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't know the last bit. So I'm really hoping the middle bit is exceptional.
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(about Dr. Po) Just another quack spouting psychobabble.
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You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.
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I waved my hand in front of my face, obi-wan style. I am not here. Niall's mucas glands kicked into overdrive. Eoin's dead! And his ghost is standing right there on the grass! Donal let out a long suffering sigh. Eoin is being a writer. Niall calmed down, becuase everyone knows writers are weird and are always doing stupid thingss.
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Scientists are the enemies of tradition , and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny
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How did that go?’ he asked. ‘Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?’ ‘Fabulous,’ said Artemis, voice dripping with sarcasm. ‘We’re planning a June wedding.
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Connor Broekhart was born to fly, or more accurately he was born flying.
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Good. Illegal is always faster.
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In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.
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My truffles? You took them? That's just mean!
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Nobody's death is impending. ...Well technically everyone's death is impending.
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If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void.
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Together we will be unstoppable.
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Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from you... ... What is it? [Holly] asked, afraid of the answer, which must surely be terrible. Yeah, agreed Foaly, who always had time to feel insulted. Why am I an imbecile?
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People like me, LB, the truly great ones ... we are always alone.
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A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.
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Mulch was not impressed. 'I'm not impressed,' he said.
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Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.
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