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Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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Troll
Loads
Steal
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Maybe I’ll keep you.” Abbot chuckled and prodded Artemis’s back with his sword. “It’d be nice to have a pet human around. I could teach you tricks.” “I have a trick for you,” said Artemis, and he fired a single blast from the gun.
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You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.
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Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa, intoned Opal, finishing her chant. Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs.
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I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.
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Other men look up and down, left and right but men like us are different. We are visionaries.
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Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. Mmm, he mumbled around his tongue. Horse. Tasty Let's go, said Foaly nervously. Let's go right now.
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I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.
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I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.
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Chief of security : They have a tank! How did they get a tank up here?
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Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.
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Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you,scoffed Opal.
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Anything else, Butler? The cosh, sir.
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Who or what inspires you? I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself.
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Sounded like girls. Mixed feelings on that score. He didn't despise them with the same passion he used to. In fact, Benny suspected that there would come a time in the not-too-distant future when he might develop a mysterious interest in them.
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Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.
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Don’t feel bad I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers.
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Look! said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, Someone who cares!
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how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know mabye it's the magical red glow coming from the doorway, or perhaps it's the deafening howl of the temporal winds.' said Mervall. Descant nodded.'You could be right, brother. And don't think I don't know sarcasm when I hear it.
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Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.
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I want you to know, my dear friend, that without you, I would not be the person I am today. He leaned in close and whispered, I was a broken boy, and you fixed me. Thank you.
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