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Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Born
Stuff
Troll
Loads
Steal
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Stealing

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The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.
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Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.
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Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you,scoffed Opal.
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Sounded like girls. Mixed feelings on that score. He didn't despise them with the same passion he used to. In fact, Benny suspected that there would come a time in the not-too-distant future when he might develop a mysterious interest in them.
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Holly walked rapidly into the cockpit, strapping herself into the pilot's chair. Seven and a half hours to save the world. Isn’t there some law that says we get at least twenty-four? Artemis strapped himself into the co-pilot's chair. I don't think Opal bothers with laws.
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