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Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Stealing
Born
Stuff
Troll
Loads
Steal
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Riding

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