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We lost the crickets.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Crickets
Cricket
Lost

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(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!
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Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity? Artemis blinked. Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.
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When the moment comes, will you take your chance to be a hero?
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(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
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Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.
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Commander: What's that? Foaly: It's a finger, what does look like?
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Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.
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Trust me. I'm a genius.
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Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised. Anyone?
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Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, 'Die alien scum' he was saying feverishly.
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When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprises.
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We lost the crickets, she said. Even you can't make that sound tough. ...I am Butler, he said with a straight-face. Everything I say sounds tough. Now, get out of the lake, fairy.
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Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't know the last bit. So I'm really hoping the middle bit is exceptional.
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...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.
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How was your... eh... trip? Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. Um, eventful.
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