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HOLLY: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book? FOALY: No. I'm suggesting you do not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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