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Don't hate me forever, Arty, whispered Holly. I couldn't bear that.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Bears
Couldn
Forever
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Arty
Hollies
Holly
Whispered
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