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Nobody's death is impending. ...Well technically everyone's death is impending.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Nobody
Everyone
Death
Wells
Well
Impending
Technically

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Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.
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