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Nobody's death is impending. ...Well technically everyone's death is impending.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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Impending
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Nobody
Everyone
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Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.
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(about Dr. Po) Just another quack spouting psychobabble.
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Commander: What's that? Foaly: It's a finger, what does look like?
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Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.
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Very well. I understand. Just ... shut up!
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Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.
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(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
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