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Nobody's death is impending. ...Well technically everyone's death is impending.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Death
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Technically
Nobody
Everyone

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I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland. A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.
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Wait, said Butler. Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan. He squinted through the green dome. What is your plan, Artemis? All Artemis could do was smile and shrug.
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I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.
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Very well. I understand. Just ... shut up!
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Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.
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Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.
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In spite of what youngsters think, parents do not get a sneaky thrill out of punishing their children.
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Don’t feel bad I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers.
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Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.
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