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I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland. A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Alice
Change
Falling
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Feels
Line
Made
Lines
Something
Came
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Nice
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Fall
Wonderland
Sense

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