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I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland. A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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Alice
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Wonderland

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