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Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Wexford
Fatal
Bliss
Ignorance
Usually
Sometimes

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