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Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Look! said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, Someone who cares!
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I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!
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...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.
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I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?
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Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.
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Miss me? Bet you did ... so would I.
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Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!
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I am perhaps unusual in that I came to 'Doctor Who' through the numerous novelisations and not through the television show.
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A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.
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There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony
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Scientists are the enemies of tradition , and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny
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Good. Illegal is always faster.
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Me, Artemis blurted. I'm the nut. Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft swinging down toward the morsel of meat in its blue shell. I'm the nut! Artemis shouted again, a little hysterically, it must be said.
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What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?
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Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.
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