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I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Anything
Butler
Butlers
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People like me, LB, the truly great ones ... we are always alone.
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The two of them went down in a heap, with not even a turkey to break their fall.
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Anything else, Butler? The cosh, sir.
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Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa, intoned Opal, finishing her chant. Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs.
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Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.
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Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.
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