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I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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Butler
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Just what we need, moaned Holly. Artemis Fowl with magical powers.
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If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees.
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And one more thing. About my name — Artemis — you were right. In London, it is generally a female name, after the Greek goddess of archery. But every now and then a male comes along with such a talent for hunting that he earns the right to use the name. I am that male. Artemis the hunter. I hunted you.
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A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl
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Artemis turned and stared at his friend with the blue eyes. Holly was staring back, and she was smiling. “I remember,” she said aloud. “You saved me.” Artemis smiled back. “It never happened,” he said.
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Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink.
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Benny was awake again. Happened every morning.
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Don’t feel bad I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers.
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Vinyaya was being openly antagonistic, and that was an emotion that could be trusted, unless of course it was a bluff and the commander was a secret fan of his, unless it was a double bluff and she really did feel antagonistic.
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Miss me? Bet you did ... so would I.
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...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.
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Yes, Chix, it's between us. Everyone has a right to be temporarily unstable. - Foaly
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And it's amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make.
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Of course. Opal is toying with our emotions for her own gratification. Nothing more. She wishes to place herself in a position of power, emotionally.
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Are you saying that you people knew about these amorophobots all the time? Of course we did. They attacked us in Iceland. Remember? No. I was unconscious.
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I am older and have more control over my empathy,' said Qwan. 'That's why I didn't throw up.' And having said that, he threw up.
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