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I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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Anything
Butler
Butlers
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Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes. That's professor Moriarty, corrected Foaly. Holmes, Moriarty, they both look the same with the flesh scorched off their skulls.
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A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl
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Artemis Fowl will never be secondary. I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second? said Holly.
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Scientists are the enemies of tradition , and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny
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I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.
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Together we will be unstoppable.
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Victor Vigny: It is like the old fairy tale. The boy saves the princess they fall in love. He invents a flying machine - along with his dashing teacher, of course. They get married and name thier firstborn after the aforementioned dashing teacher. Conor: I don't recall that fairy tale from the nursery. Victor Vigny: Trust me, It's a classic.
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...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.
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When the moment comes, will you take your chance to be a hero?
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A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.
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Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink.
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I waved my hand in front of my face, obi-wan style. I am not here. Niall's mucas glands kicked into overdrive. Eoin's dead! And his ghost is standing right there on the grass! Donal let out a long suffering sigh. Eoin is being a writer. Niall calmed down, becuase everyone knows writers are weird and are always doing stupid thingss.
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(about Dr. Po) Just another quack spouting psychobabble.
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Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.
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'Insanity... I like it.
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Control puberty? snorted the bodyguard.If you manage that, you'll be the first.
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Of course I saved you, she said. I couldn't do without you. And because she was happy and flushed with magic Holly leaned down and kissed Artemis, magic sparking around the contact like tiny fireworks.
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how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know mabye it's the magical red glow coming from the doorway, or perhaps it's the deafening howl of the temporal winds.' said Mervall. Descant nodded.'You could be right, brother. And don't think I don't know sarcasm when I hear it.
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Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet.
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You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.
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