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Look at those two. Wasting time. You wouldn't catch me doing that.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Look
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Time
Wasting
Catch
Wouldn
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The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.
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Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
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