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How was your... eh... trip? Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. Um, eventful.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Wexford
Eyes
Eye
Felt
Eventful
Sting
Artemis
Trip
Tears

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