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Maybe I’ll keep you.” Abbot chuckled and prodded Artemis’s back with his sword. “It’d be nice to have a pet human around. I could teach you tricks.” “I have a trick for you,” said Artemis, and he fired a single blast from the gun.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Humans
Single
Artemis
Teach
Sword
Maybe
Fired
Nice
Blast
Keep
Pet
Around
Trick
Abbot
Back
Tricks
Prodded
Human
Gun
Chuckled

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