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Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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...This is the only way. I will not allow humans or fairies to die when I might have prevented it.” Butler would not give up. “Listen to yourself. You sound like a... like a good guy! There’s nothing in this for you.
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Artemis: Holly, how did you find me? Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now, who could that be?
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I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.
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(about Dr. Po) Just another quack spouting psychobabble.
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Of course. Opal is toying with our emotions for her own gratification. Nothing more. She wishes to place herself in a position of power, emotionally.
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No alcohol, Riley. She nodded at the screen. How are you liking the twenty-first century? Riley burped. The Take That are most melodic. And God bless Harry Potter is all I can say. If not for him, all of London would have been consumed by the dark arts.
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Don't hate me forever, Arty, whispered Holly. I couldn't bear that.
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That was all he said, except for Aaaeerrgghhh. Which is not really a word. But the reason that he screamed Aaaeerrgghhh was that Franco had bitten him savegly on the wrist.
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My bugs don't have bugs.
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Scientists are the enemies of tradition , and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny
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Who or what inspires you? I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself.
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Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
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Yes, Chix, it's between us. Everyone has a right to be temporarily unstable. - Foaly
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Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes. That's professor Moriarty, corrected Foaly. Holmes, Moriarty, they both look the same with the flesh scorched off their skulls.
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Nobody's death is impending. ...Well technically everyone's death is impending.
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If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.
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Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized. Mulch: I'm pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I'm not sure because I think you broke my funny bone.
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Orion sniffed. Good. Then, worthy centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your way back. Then I can make a few pennies wth my verses while you build us a shack and perform circus tricks for passersby. This was such a surprising statement that Foaly briefly considered jumping into the hole to get away.
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Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.
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I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.
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