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Mulch was not impressed. 'I'm not impressed,' he said.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Mulch
Impressed

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A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl
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